i’m sad ‘cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath
i’m being discriminated against dangnabbit
hahah you’re short
hahah i’m gonna stab you in the neck
If you can even reach my neck
here i come motherfucker
you did it
you win the award for best addition to my post
i tried so fucking hard to scroll past this
i tried and i failed
i cant breathe.
send help. dying
"I am the snake in my boot"
but how do you fuck up that bad
I was nominated for the ice bucket challenge; screw that.
Harsh beats yo
I half expected kankri to look straight at us and be like “them”
Ah yes, the great emu war. The one war Australian kids actually want to learn about in history class
the american education system