House of Graymanus

the-canadian-government:

whynotstyless:

nappyheadet-ho-ho-hoes:

"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"image

"wow! who taught you how to make that?"

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"wow! who taught you-"

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why do you know so much about sex
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why are you so calm about porn
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Why do you know so much about murdering people
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btp-yami:

drowninginyoursmile:

heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.

As a Christian, I confirm this.

crab-cakes:

punsicle:

heyitspj:

blyujay:

technologistrevolution:

zeaky:

blackaperture:

Three-person chess.[via]

This can only end in tears and physical fighting

neat

i can see the blood shed now



OH MY GOD FUCKING PLEASE

no fandom, don’t relate this to fandom.
hussie will see this and throw another goddamn monkey wrench into the plot AND THEN IT WILL NEVER END. WE’LL BE TRAPPED IN UPDATES FOREVER.

crab-cakes:

punsicle:

heyitspj:

blyujay:

technologistrevolution:

zeaky:

blackaperture:

Three-person chess.
[via]

This can only end in tears and physical fighting

neat

i can see the blood shed now

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OH MY GOD FUCKING PLEASE

no fandom, don’t relate this to fandom.

hussie will see this and throw another goddamn monkey wrench into the plot AND THEN IT WILL NEVER END. WE’LL BE TRAPPED IN UPDATES FOREVER.

shotofpatr0n:

A friend is someone who will hide behind a snow penis to throw up snow jizz while you’re ferociously hugging it.

shotofpatr0n:

A friend is someone who will hide behind a snow penis to throw up snow jizz while you’re ferociously hugging it.

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
heysoo:

roselalalonde:


thenimbus:



R.I.P. Ato Essandoh



uh

https://twitter.com/AtoEssandoh


JESUS

CHRIST

THIS DUDE.

heysoo:

roselalalonde:

thenimbus:

R.I.P. Ato Essandoh

uh

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https://twitter.com/AtoEssandoh

JESUS

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CHRIST

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THIS DUDE.

i-am-that-monster:

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

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sufferers-sacred-legwings:

abnormalgalliovant:

apertures-413th-monster:

whimmy-bam:

xxspiritkeeperxx:

niceboysouji:

Goddamn it Facebook I’m too Homestuck for this.

9k4y l1s73N up. Y0u R34lLy t)(iiNk t)(47 7)(4t ww4s 4 c)(4Ll3n63? Y34)(. N0. 1 D4R3 y9u t9 7rY 4nD M4K3 s3n53 0F 7)(1s, 1 D4R3 y9u m9t)(3RfucK3R, ii d9u8l3 D4R3 y9u, 70 tRy 4Nd m4k3 53Ns3 9f t)(ii5. n9, ii7 D03sN’7 M47t3r iiF Y0u’R3 4 )(9m3s7uCk 0R N07, iiF Y0u M4N463 t9 R34d t)(ii5 1n 0N3 g9 Y0u D353Rvv3 4 FuCk1n6 M3D4L. y34)(, t)(ii5 3%7r3m3 3%Pl9ii747ii9n 0F 7)(3 3n6l1s)( L4Ngu463 ii5 D35ii6n3d t9 us3 4s m4nY L37t3r5 4s p9s5ii8l3. t)(3 quiiCk 6R0Wn f9% jumPs 0VV3R 7)(3 L4Zy d9g. 7)(3 Qu1cK 8r9wwN F0% JuMp5 9vv3r t)(3 l4zY D06. l90K 4t t)(47! ii m4d3 1t 34sY F0R Y0u! 3%tR3M3 3%pL01t4t10N, m9t)(3RfucK3R! y9u jus7 ZiiP D0Wn t9 7)(3 P05t 0Ff1c3 4nD 4ww4rD Y0ur53Lf 4N 3%C3Pt10N4LlY 5p4rKlY 5t1cK3R. y9u d1d ii7, m4n, 1’M Pr9uD 9f y9u.

You just combined every alphanumerical typing quirk and I could still read it.
YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH


Challenge level for ordinary person: ExtremeChallenge level for Homestuck: Moderate

we homestucke’d again

Don’t try and confuse us with lettering, Homestucks are used to confusing ass shit.

sufferers-sacred-legwings:

abnormalgalliovant:

apertures-413th-monster:

whimmy-bam:

xxspiritkeeperxx:

niceboysouji:

Goddamn it Facebook I’m too Homestuck for this.

9k4y l1s73N up. Y0u R34lLy t)(iiNk t)(47 7)(4t ww4s 4 c)(4Ll3n63? Y34)(. N0. 1 D4R3 y9u t9 7rY 4nD M4K3 s3n53 0F 7)(1s, 1 D4R3 y9u m9t)(3RfucK3R, ii d9u8l3 D4R3 y9u, 70 tRy 4Nd m4k3 53Ns3 9f t)(ii5. n9, ii7 D03sN’7 M47t3r iiF Y0u’R3 4 )(9m3s7uCk 0R N07, iiF Y0u M4N463 t9 R34d t)(ii5 1n 0N3 g9 Y0u D353Rvv3 4 FuCk1n6 M3D4L. y34)(, t)(ii5 3%7r3m3 3%Pl9ii747ii9n 0F 7)(3 3n6l1s)( L4Ngu463 ii5 D35ii6n3d t9 us3 4s m4nY L37t3r5 4s p9s5ii8l3. t)(3 quiiCk 6R0Wn f9% jumPs 0VV3R 7)(3 L4Zy d9g. 7)(3 Qu1cK 8r9wwN F0% JuMp5 9vv3r t)(3 l4zY D06. l90K 4t t)(47! ii m4d3 1t 34sY F0R Y0u! 3%tR3M3 3%pL01t4t10N, m9t)(3RfucK3R! y9u jus7 ZiiP D0Wn t9 7)(3 P05t 0Ff1c3 4nD 4ww4rD Y0ur53Lf 4N 3%C3Pt10N4LlY 5p4rKlY 5t1cK3R. y9u d1d ii7, m4n, 1’M Pr9uD 9f y9u.

You just combined every alphanumerical typing quirk and I could still read it.

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Challenge level for ordinary person: Extreme
Challenge level for Homestuck: Moderate

we homestucke’d again

Don’t try and confuse us with lettering, Homestucks are used to confusing ass shit.

karkatthecrab:

madseason:

gangbanglerfish:

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hey look it’s me stretching your dash again

THE BEST

I will never not reblog this